No you fucking moron, emo is like twinkly shit like american football and screamo is the angrier version.”
— Neil Armstrong, seconds after setting foot on the moon and over hearing some aliens describing The Used as emo. (via 150dollars)
This girl posted a status saying “take me to the king!” and I thought she meant burger king so I was like,”girl what you gonna order? I’m craving a whopper with cheese homie.”
She straight deleted me bruh.
How was I supposed to know she got right with Jesus?!
I thought she was just hungry.
Other girls: Starbucks, iPhone, boy bands, Uggs and yoga pants, John Green, endless drama over boys
Me: impeccable waistcoat, Federalist Papers, loose constructionist, endless drama w/ Aaron Burr, I am Alexander Hamilton