"Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster can judge you." - Winston Churchill


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Sep 23, 2014
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emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

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Sep 23, 2014
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Sep 23, 2014
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velocirappin:

Chris Evans: Space Wizard

velocirappin:

Chris Evans: Space Wizard


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Sep 22, 2014
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malefactum:

"I don’t watch the blacklist"


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Sep 22, 2014
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badideano76:

This leaked Ant Man trailer looks awesome!

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Sep 22, 2014
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wilwheaton:

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phan—tastical:

the amount of youtubers calling him out for this makes me so happy

There aren’t words to express how angry I am at Sam Pepper.

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Sep 22, 2014
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andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

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Sep 22, 2014
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brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

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Sep 22, 2014
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walterhhwhite:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Sep 22, 2014
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shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

living1dpotato:

OMG

This is exactly what I was thinking too.

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